I'm ready for Spring. March 1st the summer wardrobe comes out. Platform sandals and all. I don't care how cold it is - SPRING WILL BE HERE! It's always been a tradition.

The media is out of hand. The whole Justin/Janet thing.. ugh! It's like letting your highschool kid drink beer at home all weekend and then you're surprised when he gets booked for a DUI on Monday. Huh.. Maybe I'm a big prude now that I'm a parent, but jeeez.. I don't want to see Madonna and Britney kiss. Maybe if I was in the mood for some lesbian porno action - but not while I'm watching the Awards with MY DAD! Please, how uncomfortable can they make watching TV?

Yes, FCC.. after years of letting butts hang out on TV, chicks kissing, breast grabbing, explict sex scenes and blood and gore, let us NOW get tough with censorship. YES! Get on the ball.. you've done a fantastic job.

I'm moving to Canada.. I swear it.

Make sure and watch "Arrested Development" - Ron Howard production. It's probably the most clever comedies on TV right now. Go FOX. Jason Bateman.. YESSSS!!!